A.D.D. Songtext
von lil dimwit

Ho, I don′t have ADD
To a single degree, nah
I disagree, and I can guarantee
I don't have ADD


They say I can′t focus, well you can blow this
I'm magic on the mic, like hocus pocus
Out here raising eyebrows, like I was the Riddler
Raise the roof? I'm on it, call me a fiddler
I′ve been here like Phantom, your girl thinks I′m handsome
She's not in my plans son, so don′t throw a tantrum
Like Alexander Hamilton, I'm locked on my shot
Or more like Lin Manuel, a poet pinning his plot
But when I′m not so busy writing, I do enjoy some hiking
Find me on a peak reclining on some trail mix dining
Bought new hiking boots, like 'em when they′re not loose
I would say they're pretty great but there's one thing I hate
It′s the toe of the boot it curves up a little bit
And my sister when I asked her for her opinion
She said they looked like elf shoes
You know with the little bells
So yeah that′s been bothering me
What was I talking about? Oh

I don't have ADD
To a single degree, huh
That was a fluke you see, and I can guarantee
I don′t have ADD


Call me a runaway train, the way I'll never stop
Like a pleasured plum, I′m the cream of the crop
And your boy's on the rise, like a bullish stock
When I order chips, you know I always want guac, but
I never get it
Cause the price of extra guacamole over time has gone up very slowly
And in the game of life, my wallet is the goalie
And two bucks is too much to keep my chips from being lonely
So I eat my chips dry, I never get the queso
You gotta sacrifice to save those extra pesos
That′s why I don't give change when they ask to donate
My change to the orphans like dang I just wanted chips
Why you bringing orphans into this?
But I feel like one day all those times I said no to the orphans
Will come back to haunt me like it-
Wait... What was I doing...? Oh

I may have ADD
Like to some degree
Man I can kinda see, I don't disagree
I may have ADD

But I′ve got mad skills, no you can′t deny
On the mic I'm like a Roman, ′cause I crucify
Out here nailing every word, like it's Jesus Christ
And I′m stealing every show, like I'm running a heist
Like Oceans eleven, twelve, or thirteen
Or of course Oceans 8 with its cast of queens
Sarah Paulson, Awkwafina, Mindy Kaling, and Rihanna
Cate Blanchett, Sandra Bullock, and Ann Hathaway
But where, the heck, was Scarlett Johansson?
That ladies freakin′ better than my man Ted Danson
Scar Jo, I think you deserve the most
A sophisticated lady with beauty to boast
So why'd you have to go and marry Collin Jost?
You basically got hitched to a piece of toast
Yeah sure he went to Harvard he should be really smart so
Why'd he have to go and name your new baby Cosmo?
I′d give it three years
The marriage, not the baby
I wish Cosmo a long and fruitful life
But if you think about it, that little baby is probably better off
Than I will ever be in my existence, so you know what, I take that back
Screw you Cosmo, yeah make that a hashtag
Take that you privileged fart machine, screw you
That felt good
Oh no

I′ve got ADD
To the top degree
I don't disagree, yeah I can guarantee
That I′ve got ADD (He's got ADD)
I′ve got ADD (He's got ADD)
Anybody got some Ritalin? (ADD)