Whoop Songtext
von Lil Darkie

The human mind is a scary place

Hurry up to stop and just wait
Waste my time the best way to make me
Angry hangry I haven′t ate
Baby I just had a bit of a day (Uh)
Maybe I should go and switch up the pace
Mainly cuz I'm getting sick of the taste
Of flaccid dick, and plastic, bad acid
Slap that rapper back to Jurassic


We best
We bound to die and that′s predestined
What about the little boy T-rex?
Bet he wanna be next too
But the asteroid that crashes get to choose
Go faster boy you bastard better move
So you can live your life for more than booze
Lose or win
It doesn't really matter
Who's the King?
You can tell by the castle

I can′t sit right
I like my girl to fit tight too
I am wit my goons
I gotta take a shit by noon
I′m a big tycoon
Flexing flexing
Bit my food
Impressing dressing
I knew
You could cook it upright
Act Hollywood you be so uptight
I'm on the beach absorbing sunlight
While you threaten to start a gunfight (Uh)

Killing for the fun of it?
I spy with my eye, a son of bitch
Defy the height fly I wanna get very
High on life smoke a ton of it hairy
Buy the hype cuz ain′t none of it scary
Why the fright why a little bit wary?


What did I do?
Nothing oh nothing dear
See a slut appear
Want to touch her rear but I don't
Not a nigga feminine tone
How you bigger but you not grown
At all, I might throw the ball
Break his bones
Tryna catch it fore I get home, run (Yay)

I′m the MVP
I love my supporters cuz they let me be
Hop out of my vehicle
The scent be pee
I be smoking marijuana
Blowing THC (Hold on)

I'm so rich I use CBD cream
Save my cash till it really 3D
Busting out the safe
Cussing out the butler
Humping on my waist
Nut so good I stutter
Something in me make me wanna give my son a brother
Maybe a sister
That lady a mister but I do not miss her cuz I never kissed her

Become the greatest and say it so heinous
I′m inside her anus
Don't need to be famous
Don't want no attention I′m seeking ascension
Don′t mention my name
Send you to detention
The teacher is speaking now

I'm on some fungus I think that I′m peaking now
Sweating and crying this water is leaking out
I'm made of water the child of her daughter
I called her my god until I met her father
His kid mas a martyr for all of humanity
Modern priorities clouding my sanity
They won′t defeat us, the shepherd will lead us

This song is for grandpa
Hope that he sees this
This is for nothing
Nothing but to please us
This is for cheeses on top of our pizzas
Bring back Jesus
He know where the peace is
(Hey man, that was pretty good)