Hardware Songtext
von Lifter Puller

Took the handjob at the hardware store
Made me feel just like a man
It only took me eye contact to make him understand

Swinging from the porches
Joy at the outfits gorgeous
Costume party′s awesome
Just some guys being anonymous
Dressed like a pirate with a head full of animals
And a gun full of ammo


Key to the bathroom
You were dressed like a Viking
Skin tight biking shorts
Looking for a metaphor
Hoping for a quick divorce

Disco pod suicide
Everyone's a friend of mine
This war against euphoria
We′re up on the battle line
That's insane like fifteen beers