Black and Red Songtext
von Library Bards

Another Deadpool′s walking over,
he's dressed in Cosplay.
And his mask it causes silence,
he hates it, but he can′t say.
And I see, it can't be, it's another Harley
Black and Red,
Black and Red,
She′s exposing!
With their swords, and their bombs,
and hammers, and their bombs,
Black and Red,
Black and Red,
They are posing!
Black and Red,
Black and Red,
Deadpool, and Harley
Harley-eh-eh-eh
This Cosplay′s dead.
That's what I said.
Deadpool, and Harley


Harley-eh-eh-eh
Chimichanga
Chimichanga
Chimichanga
Another fanboy′s broken heart
is now broke-er.
Because the Harley on the Con floor
has a Joker.
It's the same color scheme
since the 1990′s.
Black and Red,
Black and Red,
They're still posing!
With their swords, and their bombs,
and hammers, and their bombs,
Black and Red,
Black and Red,
The Con′s closing!
Black and Red,
Black and Red,
Deadpool, and Harley
Harley-eh-eh-eh
This Cosplay's dead.
That's what I said.
Deadpool, and Harley
Harley-eh-eh-eh
Ahh, etc.
Mister J,
Mister J,
Mister J,
(Shut up, Harley!)
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
(he′ll make it better)