Missionary Man Songtext
von Left Hand Solution

Well I was born an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I′ve done
There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin

My mother told me good, my mother told me wrong
She said be true to yourself and you can′t go wrong
But there's just one thing that you must understand

You can fool with your brothers

But don't mess with the missionary man

Don′t mess with the missionary man
Don′t mess with the missionary man
Don't mess with the missionary man
Don′t mess with the missionary man

Oh the missionary man he's got God on his side
He′s got the saints and apostles backing up from behind
Black eyed looks from those Bible books
He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind


There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree
The missionary man he was following me
He said stop what you′re doing, get down upon your knees
I've got a message for you that you better believe

Believe, believe, believe

Hey I am the man
No I am
I will be the man

Well I was born an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There′d be a mountain of money

You can fool with your brothers
You can fool with your brothers

But don′t mess with the missionary man

Missionary man
Missionary man
Missionary man
Don't mess with the missionary man
Missionary man
Missionary man
Missionary man
Don′t mess with the missionary man