We Only Read the Headlines Songtext
von Lazyboy

You can cut to the chase
And you know it′s okay
'Cause we only read the headlines
We only read the headlines
Baby, get to the point
And quit the foreplay
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyway


54% Of bank robberies take place on a Friday
Women blink nearly twice as much as men
Elvis never, ever gave an encore
The number of wars fought between countries
That both have at least one McDonald′s is zero
Every five minutes, an area of rainforest
The size of a football field is eliminated
Women who read romance novels have
Sex twice as often as those who don't
Did you know that a can of Diet Coke will float
In water while a can of regular Coke will sink?
The Muppet Show was banned from TV in Saudi
Arabia because one of its stars was a pig
Males, on average, think about sex every seven seconds
More than 50% of the people in the world
Have never made or received a telephone call
Syphilis has risen 500% in the last six years in Europe
Why is it that everybody seems to
Get older - except for Cliff Richard?

You can cut to the chase
And you know it's okay
′Cause we only read the headlines
We only read the headlines
Baby, get to the point
And quit the foreplay
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyway


One out of ten girls under twenty is carrying chlamydia
According to several sources, Dr. Harvey Kellogg actually
Tried to make a cure for masturbation when he made cornflakes
Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon
Indonesia is the country with the highest Scout membership
In every single episode of Seinfeld, there′s
A Superman in at least one scene somewhere
If you weighed all the animals in the world
Ants would be 10% of the total weight
In Minnesota, there's a law against men having sex with living fish
Jimmy Carter can read 2,000 words per minute
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
Danny DeVito is taller than Dolly Parton

You can cut to the chase
And you know it′s okay
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines

In the papers or the news
"Haven't heard" is no excuse
Information′s everywhere
All you need to know is right here

It's possible to attend your own funeral because
The human brain continues to send out electrical
Wave signals for up to 37 hours following death

We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines
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You can cut to the chase
And you know it′s okay
'Cause we only read the headlines
We only read the headlines
Baby, get to the point
And quit the foreplay
We only read the headlines
We only read the headlines anyway