Lancer With Your Zancer Songtext
von Lawnmower Deth

Waking up sat down on the river bank
He had a mighty vision it really was quite wank
Lata with your tata
Lata with your tata
Lata with your tata
Lata with your tata
Lata with your tata
Lata with your tata
Lata with your tata
Lata with your tata
Oi Arthur
Come over here
Check this out
Now fuck off now
So off he went back to see his one who′s Gwendolyn
In his hand he held his sword and a pot of Vaseline
He thought it was time to try and prove that he really was a man
He thought it was fair getting home in the back of a transit van
And he walked up the stairs
Found his missus where he'd fled


He was now pleased you could tell
He taught the sword the password spell
Hey Arthur I am your man
Back there there′s no white sand
I licked your heels so good
Don't you think it should be good
Are you ready my big stick
I think I'll show you a trick
Are you ready here′s my hand
Let me place it on your man
Are you ready ready to learn
So are you ready my big sand
So won′t you touch your friend
Don't you think it′s time we had
Come on get up get it angry
I've my best girl in hand
You best be strong we′ll eat
Best go get your dick real quick
Don't stop and leave no more
So we tried to dance on the floor
It didn′t work she started to cry
Because it was all a losing fight
This is not a speak song
To all of you dying at home
If you're going to use your lasso
Make sure it's jammed with the truth