Whipped Into Shape Songtext
von Laurence O'Keefe

Hi, I′m Brooke Windumm
And Welcome back to the Disc 2 challenge at being the best that we can be.
So grab your Cardio Whip 5000, cause if you wanna get ripped, you gotta get whipped.


(Song Begins)
Do you want an easy miracle
Do you wanna lose a pound or two
Then you can turn this off right now
My workout's not for you.
I′m talkin' to woman who wants it all
Gotta pay for what ya get
Cause size two clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump say, "How high"
You know your′re doin′ it right
When you start to cry
If you don't look like you should
You′ve got to whip it, whip, whip it good
I'm sorry ladies no escape
′Till you're whipped into shape.
(Spoken)
Come on Sabrina you halfer, work it out
(Sabrina)
I hate you Brooke, but I love you for it!
(Brooke)
Whipped into sh-
(Lawyer)
Hey why′d you pause it?
(Head lawyer)
He have a lot to cover
Meet our brand new client, Brooke
You can laugh but she's made tons
Off her DVD and book
"Whip your way to tighter buns"
Happily married so she swears to her 60 year old stud
But then step-daughter came down stair
And found Brooke all covered in his blood
If Brooke took a plea I'd have her out in 3 to 4
But she claims she did not kill him
(Lawyer)
Did she?
(Head lawyer)
Let′s watch some more
(Brooke)
Well it′s more than just workout it's a defensive weapon too
Simply wrap it ′round your assailents neck and pull 'till he turns blue
You can also use the pattented handle grip to shatter your attacker′s spine
And all for 3 small payments of
You'll get him whipped into shape
When you get grief from a guy
Just work him over this
′Till he starts to cry
If he don't act like he should
You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good
It′s gets you out of any stray
And gets you whipped into shape
Come on people
Whipped into shape
What doesn′t kill us makes us hotter
Wh-
(Head Lawyer)
Hands, who says she's guilty
Ok now here is where you kids come in
Brooke has trouble trusting me
I′m her only chance to win
But I don't speak MTV
Though Brooke won′t help her own defense
She may listen to her peers
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears
(Lawyer)
I'm a delta new and-
(Head lawyer)
Not now
I want her whipped into shape
Tell her that I am the key
It′s a plea
Or the chair
See when I talk to her I
Get neither plea, nor plan, nor allaby
To quote from our defendents tape
I want her whipped into shape
To the jail
(Brooke)
Come on ladies
Just because we are at the Boston Women's Corruption Facility
Does not mean we can't be the best that we can be
Here we go
Circle, cirlce, under over, through around
Again
Good
Circle, cirlce, under over, through around
Alright ladies we can′t break out of here but we sure can break a sweat
Left
Right
Good
Left
Right
Everybody, left, right, left, right
Work it out
I want you whipped into shape
When I say jump say, "How high"
You know your′re doin' it right
When you start to cry
If you don′t look like you should
You've got to whip it, whip, whip it good
I′m sorry ladies no escape
Till you're whipped into shape.
Whipped into shape
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through
Check it up, double jump
Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through
Check it up, double jump
That′s right
You've got it
Whip it, whip it, whip it, whip it
Get whipped into shape!