M*A*S*H Songtext
von Laura Jane Grace

Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I′ve had about seven or eight
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Thinking about killing myself today
Oh, what′s so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?

Hey kids, do you hate Christmas parties
And long lines at the grocery store?
Well have I got the solution for you

Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Thinking about killing myself today
Oh, what′s so great about lifе anyways?
All it ever gives you, it takеs it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?


Side effects of killing yourself may include
Not being able to work again
Not having to interact with friends or family
Burning in hell, bloating, involuntary bowel release, injury
And or death

Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I′ve had about seven or eight
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Thinking about killing myself today
Oh, what′s so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?

Guillotine? Maybe its Maybelline, slit your wrists, it's the tits

Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I′ve had about seven or eight
To tell the truth, I'm not feeling that great
Thinking about killing myself today
Oh, what′s so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?

Are you feeling trapped living in the closet?
Well, stretch out in one of our luxurious velvet-lined coffins


Have you had any suicidal thoughts today?
Yes, I've had about seven or eight
You know, to tell the truth, I'm not feeling that fucking great
I′m thinking about killing myself today
Oh, what′s so great about life anyways?
All it ever gives you, it takes it away
You go back to the start, it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today?