The Televangelist Songtext
von LAMB.

This tube is the gospel
The ultimate revelation
This tube can make or break
Presidents, popes, prime ministers
This tube is the most awful god dam force
In the whole godless world

Coming to you live from the permanent sun
And I′m selling you lies from my virgin tongue
The life lines are now open, so call today
Satisfactions just a click away

The televangelist dispenses happiness
Mind of your own sold separately
He's got the cure for what ails ya
In your favourite flavour
Would you like it sugar coated or bittersweet


Go forth with the news that there′s space to rent
(Homo i manu sua mendacium)
In The new and commercial covenant
(Homo i manu sua mendacium)
Purchase confirmation will be heaven sent
Buy into a new way of life and be born again

The televangelist supplies the sacrament
Hunger with a lifetime guarantee
Pay for your sins, non believer
With Mastercard or visa
Sell your soul, live interest free

Penny for your thoughts, we don't do refunds
You wanna see the light?
There's a fee for the bulb
Come taste forbidden fruit, it now comes without pulp oh yeahhh

The televangelist
Is full of emptiness
Sell you liberation on a leash
He can make you a Prophet
For a modest deposit
Give you what you want take what you need