The Rum Thieves Songtext
von Lagerstein

′Twas early in the morning, through fog as thick as night
Those mangy dogs awoke us to a truly awful sight
They crept aboard our ship and broke into our stores
They left like silent devils with all our rum and more

Those bastards stole our rum
Those bastards stole our rum

Raise the mainsail high mate
And hoist the anchor chain
Prepare the cabin crew (Aye!)
Let's show those maggots pain
Roust the quickstart crew mates
From cabin boy to cook
Those bastards who stole all our rum
Will pay for what they took

Those bastards stole our rum

In the middle of the night, we sneak onto their boat
We creep up nice and quiet, and slit their fucking throats
In lager pirate nature, we′ll show them something new
As pirates one and all, we'll steal their fucking brew


Those bastards stole our rum
Those bastards stole our rum

Raise the mainsail high mate
And hoist the anchor chain
Prepare the cabin crew (Aye!)
Let's show those maggots pain
Roust the quickstart crew mates
From cabin boy to cook
Those bastards who stole all our rum
Will pay for what they took

Those thieving fucking bastards
They stole our fucking rum
They′ll pay for what they took
Those bastards stole our rum
Those bastards stole our rum


Raise the mainsail high mate
And hoist the anchor chain
Prepare the cabin crew (Aye!)
Let′s show those maggots pain
Roust the quickstart crew mates
From cabin boy to cook
Those bastards who stole all our rum
Will pay for what they took

Those thieving fucking bastards