Nightmare Ship Songtext
von Lagerstein

Welcome to the Nightmare Ship
Welcome to the Nightmare Ship
Welcome to the Nightmare Ship
Welcome to the Nightmare Ship

Loudly, the festivities ring
The kitchen hand shouts, the cabin crew sing
Rum soaked chips and rum soaked dip
Welcome to the Lagerstein ship
First mate runs out of the hold
His eyes fly wide, his face falls cold
The booze stores are completely empty
No tobacco, no ale, no whiskey

Welcome to the Nightmare Ship
Welcome to the Nightmare Ship


The lookout can′t see straight, our first time in years
The cabin is silent without crewman jeers
The wench is a man, turns out we're all queer
The cabin is empty, we′re all out of beer

Obviously, this is Mother Drunk's fault
The mate drinks rum like it's about to turn null
To the end of the plank he′ll skip
Get the fuck off the Lagerstein ship
Rackers was in on it too
He drunk the before, he smells like booze
He can ride the deleted key
Get tobacco, get ale, get whiskey

Welcome to the Lagerstein Ship
Welcome to the Lagerstein Ship

The lookout can′t see straight, our first time in years
The cabin is silent without crewman jeers
The wench is a man, turns out we're all queer
Hold up, here′s an esky, we just found our beer

Welcome to the ship