Pseudoscience Songtext
von Lab Brats

Jeffrey was a boy when they told him he′d be smart
They told him he would study hard and treat science as an art
But he went down a rabbit hole and saw his opportunity
To spread the truth, or what he thought, to all of his community

With Pseudo
Pseudoscience
He's got that Pseudo
Pseudoscience

He thinks that the earth is only 6,000 years old
He spends his lunch breaks wishing Dr. Ham would visit him in Buffalo
He calls it historical, that shit is hysterical
He calls it observational, the weight of it′s unbearable
But you know he's gotta go do his own research so, uh, youtube?


Because it's Pseudo
Pseudoscience
He′s got that Pseudo
Pseudoscience

Because it′s Pseudo
Pseudoscience
He's got that Pseudo
Pseudoscience

Pseudo (Pseudo)
Science (Science)
Pseudo (Pseudo)
Science (Science)
Pseudoscience (Pseudoscience)
Pseudoscience (Pseudoscience)
Pseudoscience (Pseudoscience)
Pseudoscience, Woo!