When Will College End...Never Songtext
von Kyle Gordon

Bro Bible presents
It′s your boy Pen Stilla
Darien Connecticut Killas, what's good?

She got a Facebook pic, I′m likin' it
Next thing you know, I'm pipin′ it
DUI, still fightin′ it
And the jungle juice? I'm spikin′ it (with alcohol)

Getting drunk by noon (winning)
You know how we do (tiger blood)
We never lose
You know, "You're my boy, Blue!"

Will Ferrell′s fuckin' looney
Elf is fuckin′ funny too
He makes me fuckin' laugh
But The Hangover's my favorite movie

Gettin′ shmacked in the back of the house
Bad girls naked all up on the couch
If you′re bringin' a fat bitch, we′re kickin' her out
Ever seen two chicks make out?


That′s what's up
I gotta get a nut
We don′t give a fuck
Let's get fuckin' crazy

Spring semester′s here (smokin′ blunts at the kegger)
Trevor brought the beer (life just keeps gettin' better)
Your girlfriend wanna hit (and I might just let her)
When will college end? (Fuckin′ never)

Yo teach, pass the bong
Sorority chicks wanna hear my song
Seen on Barstool, king of the blogs
Ask your bitch if she's seen my dong (she has)

You′s a hoe to me
Your mom wants to get close to me
Got a 1.8, that's low to me
Is that my GPA or my BAC? (Whoa)

Four Loko, I′m the man
Blacked out by 10 a.m.
What's goodie? What's the plan?
Edward 40 Hands!


But there′s a truth I ain′t been facin' (YOLO)
No more point in waitin′ (let's go)
I′ll just fuckin' say it
Blonde chicks, they′re my favorite

That's what's up
I gotta get a nut
We don′t give a fuck
Let′s get fuckin' crazy

Spring semester′s here (smokin' blunts at the kegger)
Trevor brought the beer (life just keeps gettin′ better)
Your girlfriend wanna hit (and I might just let her)
When will college end? (Fuckin' never)

Might show up for class (I′m tryna fuck the professor)
Starin' at her ass (in every lecture)
Me and Coop and Shaw (natty crew forever)
Will my homies leave?
Fuckin' never!