Bartender Rant Songtext
von Kuntessa

Oh hell to the no
Opening up sorry I′m late
I had better shit to do today
Play with my cat dance masturbate
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Screaming in pain when I'm squeezing limes
My hands are cut and I got juice in my eyes
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Can I get a discount
NO
A free shot
NO
Give me a triple
Suck my c*ck
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He said come on pretty baby gimme a smile
I hate my job and I hate my life
Me n my boys are gonna ruin your night
Before we go home to annoy our wives
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Your friend is too drunk I won′t serve you no more
Looks me in the eye and goes sick on the floor
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So if you see me chillin smoking a fag
I'm on my break don't be a douche bag
I′m on my break go talk to the hand
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Why
Why you gotta come here and annoy the shit outta me
STAY HOME BABES