I’m Kool Moe Dee Songtext
von Kool Moe Dee

What are you, crazy?

You know who I am? (Moe Dee!)
Yes, I′m the man
I am the flyest, cleanest, baddest, meanest
Rapper that walks the streets
My rhymes are always on point
Smooth as anointment, I mitigate any beat

I'll take you where I wanna go

I sound slick when I kick it on a slow tempo
And if you ask, "Is there someone better than Moe?"
Like Luther Vandross, they′ll say, "Don't you know?"


Really, really, really don't you know?
′Cause I′m a real rap warrior, a Lee Astoria
I'll take on one hundred and four of ya
Highest paid rappers, if they put up the bucks
Then I′ll prove that they're all dust
′Cause I don't care nothin′ 'bout your money and gold
Don't wanna hear about how many records you sold
′Cause none of that don′t mean nothin' to me
′Cause I'm the greatest, but not Ali
I′m Kool Moe Dee

What are you, senile?

Have you lost your mind?
I'm the greatest rapper of all time
If they had a Rapper′s Hall of Fame
Bein' that it's all a game
I might not be down because some rappers got it made
From screamin′ and yellin′, with hot record sellin'
But your rhymes are smellin′, that's why I′m tellin' you
When I go, homeboy, I′m gone
'Cause I'm better, but don′t get me wrong
There is no disrespect meant

My only intent
Is to get some of that cold cash you spent
Consider rappin′ as a competitive sport
And we're all enemies on the court
But when the game is over I′ll shake your hand


Give you a pound 'cause you′re still my man
But if you put both of us in front of a mic stand
Homeboy, it's a new game plan
′Cause I gotta disrespect ya, try to disconnect ya
Break it down like a crime for Simon intellectual
Bird-brained rappers, I call hip-happers

Not hip-hoppers, 'cause y'all just happy to be
On a mic so you can hear your voice
But your rhymes are Duncan Hines, soft and moist
Some rappers are too hard, and others too soft
But I′m perfect, I just go off
Because I depict rappin′ consummately
'Cause I′m the greatest, but not Ali
I'm Kool Moe Dee

Don′t piss me, I know you miss me

So now you think I fell off? Don't diss me

Just do some innovation and close your eyes
And visualize us on the Enterprise
And set all coordinates on the subordinate

Rappers be my mark, take their minds and broaden it
Send ′em back to Earth and watch their net worth
Multiply by mega-millions, you witnessed the birth
Of a new society, rappers with variety
Some with prestige, flair, and notoriety
Michael and Prince who seem like small figures
It's hard to believe, but think about it, it figures
I personify perfection and my mic is a tool
I'll make another rapper feel small as a molecule
There′s no race, no contest, I′ll never have to jostle

They're small time, to them I am colossal
I′m a gladiator with the image of a god
I'm powerful, but camouflaged
Like Moses had the power to separate the sea

I by the power invested in me
Put words in rhythm, recite ′em as poems
Put 'em on record to display ′em and show 'em
To an entourage of beings who are oh so loyal
Who through their eyes are seein' me as the royal

King that feed the hungry soul
That starve for excitement, hello and a-ho
The Iceman cometh, Kool Moe Dee
The Messiah, if rated on a hierarchy
I′d be a god, apex of the hip-hop cult
I′m the leader rhyme breeder, yes, I am the ultimate

Idolized figure, there's not a name bigger
Than Kool Moe Dee, ′cause no one has the vigor
That I possess, and that's ′cause I
Really feel that I'm the best, so I personify

Rap to the fullest, I totally perplex
The majority of rappers and in turn I vex

The other competition, because of my position
I don′t stop rockin' under no condition
I rock nonstop, but don't ever fatigue
And many experts in the business are so intrigued
That they begin to draw conclusions, some ask the question
"Is it possible to rock by the power of suggestion?"
Well, that depends totally on who starts the power
And if it′s your brain, the answer′s of course
'Cause I′m a autohypnotic, reverse psychotic
That'll make you feel, if you want it, I got it

Every second you spend with me
You know you feel that this is the place to be
Because I depict rappin′ consummately

I'm the greatest, but not Ali
I′m Kool Moe Dee

I'm Kool Moe Dee
I'm Kool Moe Dee