Magic Boy Songtext
von Kookie

Wizards have wands magic boy, that′s just how it is
What about witches Professor hotsformom? Witches can have wands too, right?
Yes... wait... Is this about Magic?

Magic Boy, you have a horrible mom
Magic Boy, up on twitter dot com
Well never mind her, Magic Boy
You go out and do what you enjoy
And you don't even need magic to be a boy
No, you don′t even need magic to be a boy

It almost felt like life could be fair
When beard giant got you from under the stair
Taking you out to shop for school supplies
That we all soon begged for as our prize

Your friends were broke, your enemy was rich
She sure made him sound like a little WITCH
It started out oh so well, where did it get so wrong?
Or was I too young to see that it was bad all along?


Magic Boy, you have a horrible mom
Magic Boy, up on twitter dot com
Well never mind her, Magic Boy
You go out and do what you enjoy
And you don't even need magic to be a boy
No, you don't even need magic to be a boy

As I grew older and older
And your mom only got scarier
I realized you couldn′t be real
She puppeted you through the whole ordeal

You were standing for the status quo
And the wizards had slaves. that′s really messed up though
She really used you as a ploy
For her dumb views, huh, Magic Boy?

Magic Boy, you have a horrible mom
Magic Boy, up on twitter dot com
Well never mind her, Magic Boy
You go out and do what you enjoy
And you don't even need magic to be a boy
No, you don′t even need magic to be a boy

I sometimes wish you were a real boy
so you could tell your mom that she can't toy
with your feelings. And that you′re gonna leave
her to truly be yourself and choose what you achieve


Magic Boy, you have a horrible mom
Magic Boy, up on twitter dot com
Well never mind her, Magic Boy
You go out and do what you enjoy
And you don't even need magic to be a boy
No, you don′t even need magic to be a boy

And you don't even have to be a boy now Magic-