Poo Time Machine Songtext
von Koit

I built a poo time machine
It is brown, it is green
Wanna know what I′ve seen?

I've seen dinosaurs poo
Been to Lincoln′s loo
I've seen all the Romans and their sponges too
I've dumped from massive bikes
And everybody likes me to
Find poo


You should see what I′ve done
Did a poo, just the one
Now I can re-live the fun

I helped the wise men bring
Created Saturn′s rings
I took a crap in Egypt and inspired kings
I saw my Mum again
Was there when Elvis strained, dumping

I hoaxed the Nessie case
I poo'd on Hitler′s face
Became an astronaut and curled one out in space
I crapped well in the past
And now it's behind glass, in place
Poo′s ace