Mr Whippy Songtext
von Kev'Laa

Once upon a time at Glastonbury
Whippy, whippy
Twist it, whip it, feel it, slip it, twist it
Whippy, whippy, big mud on feet
Whippy, whippy, whip it, twist, ice it, beat

Whippy, whippy
Whippy, whippy

Kev′Laa struts with cheeks all sore
Whippy
I've raved too hard
But I′ll rave some more

Whippy
Spots a whippy, goes full mad, south side swirl
Whippy
That's what I had


Whippy
Jag A.K.A Jehan
An over friendly man
From Retford town
With a rave fan plan

This lad called Jag, here's the facts
He′s Lairy Larry, he′s easily worked up
Lairy Larry, get narky when he sups

Lairy Larry, has to poo five times a day
Lairy Larry, a few beers and he's here to stay

Whippy, C-block, massive off their face
Whippy, bassline bumpin′ all over the place

Whippy, Ste's in bed
Whippy, didn′t pace it, pure disgrace
Whippy, man, this ice cream's got a funny taste

Stevie, you′re pissed in me welly, mate

Kev'Laa's icing his crack on a double scoop
Jag′s back on the tins again
Lairy′s about to poo
C-block massive
Larry one and Larry two, Stevie Owen and Jag the poo
Kev'Laa and his brown whippy crew


Stevie Owen, lost the plot
Out cold till the morning′s hot
White on white, came in clean, then bam
Ate mud like a rave machine
Welly splash, took a slash
Stevie made it rain in someone's stash

Mr. Whippy, ice cold cream
Mr. Whippy, arsehole steam
Mr. Whippy, Kev′laa's happy
Mr. Whippy, beats a nappy

C-block massive, the liability crew
Shocking behaviours at wedding do′s
Full day naps to whippy throne
They roll like Larry's with a wasted tone
Plan it right, pace it slow
C-block crew, man, they are Lairy but bro

Kev'Laa loves a Mr. Whippy

So much so he suffers a soft serve issue
Arse leaking, hole is drippy
Anyone got some tissue?

Another silly track from Kev′Laa, peace out