Bianca Songtext
von Kevin Blechdom

Ever since I got the knocker
I don′t have to brush my teeth no more
Ever since I got hairspray
I don't have to brush my hair no more

Because I′m free
Free from hygienic responsibility

Ever since I got my nose job
I don't have to blow my nose no more
Ever since I got my ear plugs
I don't have to wash my ears no more


Because I′m free
Free from hygienic responsibility

Ever since I got my period
I don′t have to buy red panties no more
Ever since I got my boob job
I don't have to write good songs no more

Because I′m free
Free from hygienic responsibility

Ever since I got my tubes tied
I don't have to have abortions no more
Ever since I got HIV
I don′t have to clean my IV


Because I'm free
Free from hygienic responsibility