Super Salesman Songtext
von Kevin Ayers

Swell, they call me the super salesman
′cause selling is all I do.
I've got an endless stash
Of expensive trash
I want to sell to you--
′cause I'm a super salesman
Super super salesman;
I'm a super salesman,
That′s what I am!

You can tell I′m a genuine person
From my haircut to my shoes.
Don't worry about your money, it′s guaranteed.
Guaranteed to lose!
I'm a super salesman, etc.

But you′ll be doing yourself a favour
And you know that I'm sincere;
I′ve got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap
It's music to the ears.
Now listen to me:


Sell, sell.

I've got things to save you money
I′ve got things to save you time;
So you can use the time
To earn the cash
To buy this trash of mine
I′m a super salesman, etc.

Yes I'm the universal salesman
You can find me anywhere;
Take a good look inside of yourself
You′ll find a salesman there.
And you're the super salesman,
Super super salesman;
You′re the super salesman,
That's what you are.

Sell yourself, it′s later than you think;
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Super salesman,
Super super salesman, etc.
Uper salesman