Safe Distance Songtext
von Karl Meyer

Way back when you really broke my heart
You had that technique down to an art
So now for the sake of my mental health
I plan to remain completely in stealth

Here in these pandemic times
There′s another reason to draw the line
If you get too close to me
I'm gonna call the governor, can′t you see

So now there's reasons one and two
For me to stay away from you
And it's as simple as it can be
Just keep a safe distance from me

Don′t know why you′re coming around again
Since you ran off with my best friend
You really put me in my place
Now I want you out of my personal space


My therapist said "don't analyze her
Just use a stronger sanitizer,
Gloves and bleach are not enough,
You really gonna need some toxic stuff"

So now there′s reasons one and two
For me to stay away from you
And it's as simple as it can be
Just keep a safe distance from me

If you cross my border
I′ll get a restraining order

I could list many reasons more
But I don't want to be a bore
6 feet away is the minimum
Cuz you belong in the sanitarium

So now there′s reasons one and two
For me to stay away from you
And it's as simple as it can be
Just keep a safe distance from me