Grumpy Old Dutchman Songtext
von Just In Time

I′m a grumpy old Dutchman
Yes he is!
I hate everyone
He beats up kids!
A live on a boat
He wears wooden shoes!
And I smoke lots of dope
He smells like fish!
I'm cheap as fuck and a really don′t care
I drink too much, I'll hit you with a chair
The kids today really piss me off
And of you don't like cheese you can suck my cock


I′m a pissy old man as you can tell
Being really Dutch is where I excel
So, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and you and you
Woah! Woah! Woah! Hey Hey! Woah! Woah! Woah! Hey Hey! Hey!

I′m a grumpy old Dutchman
Yes he is!
I hate everyone
He beats up kids!
My house is filled with tulips
It really fuckin' stinks!
And I hate being dry
Let′s get some fuckin' drinks!
I sail a ghost ship all around the world
Plundering towns fucking lots of girls
I′m gonna hide away all of my treasure
Being really cheap gives me lots of pleasure


I'm cheap as fuck and a really don′t care
I drink too much, I'll hit you with a chair
I sail a ghost ship all around the world
Plundering towns fucking lots of girls