Boring Songtext
von Jukebox the Ghost

The seasons are changing
But my world always stays the same
Children laugh behind my back
They′re younger every time
All my friends are having kids
But nobody's sure why
I guess they′ll procreate until they die

Everyone is boring
Everything is lame
Everybody thinks they're not the same (Ooh)
So why don't we get boring?
Let′s get old and lame (Ah)
Let′s get a house and kids and change your name

I'm torn on the inside
A little ashamed to say
That the house out in the suburbs calls my name
I′m not insane, but maybe I should be
It would explain some things
I Web-MD'd myself, but somehow nothing′s ever wrong


Everyone is boring
Everything is lame
Everybody thinks they're not the same (Ooh)
So why don′t we get boring?
Let's get old and lame (Ah)
Let's get a house and kids and change your name

Now it′s really bringing me down
That the house with the picket fence is calling out
Oh, I′d rather rot in hell
Than watch you become someone lame to someone else
That'd really bring me down
That′d really bring me down

So let's get old and boring
Let′s both become lame
Let's get a house and kids and change your name (Ooh)
′Cause I don't think you're boring
I don′t think you′re lame (Ah)
Let's get a house in summer up in Maine

Let′s get old and boring
Let's both become lame (Ooh)
We could be so boring (Ah)
Let′s get a house and kids and change your name