Boat Show Girl Songtext
von Joshua Ray Walker

You sparkle like a diamond
Brighter than the boats you stand around
Your gaze is somewhere yonder
While men eye you up and down
Those five-inch heels ain′t nothing
Compared to what you left back home
Yeah, you ain't even chilly
Though you′re wearing skin and bone

You stand there on your altar
Astroturf beneath your feet
Like a redneck Statue of Liberty
This phrase rings out as you greet
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
Waiting on the shore
Waiting on the shore
May you board this fiberglass vessel
And not feel empty anymore"


'Cause freedom ain't that free
Happiness can be cheap
For zero down and less than you spend
On cigarettes every week
You can take this beauty home
And treat her like you should
Just like every boat show girl
Wishes that you would

Your mascara′s running
It wins the foot race every time
You′re good at what you're doing
You can stop ′em on a dime
Bathed in sequins, a beacon
Of when Daddy did you wrong
Yeah, fake tan covers bruises
But it doesn't last that long

Freedom ain′t that free
Happiness can be cheap
For zero down and less than you spend
On cigarettes every week
You can take this beauty home
And treat her like you should
Just like every boat show girl
Wishes that you would


Freedom ain't that free
Happiness can be cheap
For zero down and less than you spend
On cigarettes every week
You can take this beauty home
And treat her like you should
Just like every boat show girl
Wishes that you would

Yeah just like every boat show girl
Wishes that you would