Flight Attendant Songtext
von Josh Rouse

When I was
A little baby
A mamma′s boy
No one could save me
From those kids at school

They would bully
They would tease
They would taunt me
Haunt me

You're such a pretty boy
You′re such a pretty boy
You're such a pretty boy
You're such a pretty boy

Fear
I grew up so scared
The bible belt
Redneck lifestyle
One day I′ll fly free


In the airplane
Where′s my seat?
Where's my champagne?
Champagne

I′m such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boy
I′m such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boy

Heaven knows the lengths I go to please them every day
And they don′t even notice when I'm
Down

Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy

Hotels were closed
And the airport was clean
I was stranded alone
In his southwest dream

Hotels were closed
And the airport was clean
I was stranded alone
In my southwest dream