Six minute interlude Songtext
von Jordan Firstman

This is a concept album
This is a concept album
I′m breaking the fourth wall to tell you
That this is a concept album
I just want to tell you exactly what it's gonna be
Every song is based on a real person′s secret
That they submitted to me on Instagram
May sound like a thin premise
May sound like a trite premise
But there's depth if you look for it
Or not if you don't, I don′t care


′Cause this is a concept album
This is a concept album
Based on real people's secrets
That I turned into songs
I′m explaining it on the album
So I don't have to explain it on a press tour
I wanna do other things on my press tour
Like try British food in a video for LADbible
Or prank call my celebrity friends on Elle Magazine
Elle Magazine, I wanna prank my celebrity friends
If we′re being honest, I actually hate
Those prank call videos on Elle Magazine
I think it's a total breach of privacy (For what? For what?)
To make a media publication go viral
You′re not even associated with that publication
If I was Billie Eilish and you called me
And you made me have extreme reactions
And then you revealed you were recording me
I would never trust you again
You'd be out of my inner circle, just like that
Is it worth it? Is it worth it for a little
Elle Magazine video? (Is it worth it?)
Anyway, this is a concept album
All these secrets are real, I think
Oh yeah, every song is a different genre
So don't get too attached to any specific sound or cadence
In general, never get too attached to a sound or cadence
I′ve always said that

I wanna tell a story
I think it′s the perfect time to tell a little story
It won't be long (You′ve been singing for four minutes)
So, I ran into an old friend outside the other day
And he said he was going through a divorce
And he cheated on his wife
He said, "I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing"
Thought that was beautiful
Not a bad man, but I did a bad thing
Such a straight guy thing to say
Because no gay guy would admit they aren′t a bad man
I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
If this album is trash, I′m not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
I did a bad thing, secrets
I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
I'm not a bad man, I did a bad thing
I′m not a bad man, I just did a bad thing
I did a bad thing, I did a bad thing
I did a bad thing


How long is that?
It′s gotta be about a six-minute interlude
And it's the first track on my album, did I already lose you?
I′m still calling it an interlude, even though it's the first track
I′m not a bad man, but I did a thing
Secret