Eleanor Rigby Songtext
von Jon Simon

Ugh, but it′s nice, this hotel where we are. This is a nice hotel


You can tell the nicer hotels by the not-so-nice hotels by what
Kind of car they give away in the slot machine area. Like here
They're giving out like a convertible BMW, you know, a Mercedes
You get down to the shittier casinos down the strip, they′re giving
Out like a Gremlin with an orange door, you know? And you win that
And you're mad 'cause you really wanted the Pacer. You know, that′s

Uh... Ugh. Man, just walking through the casinos now, we just threw
The slot machine area, what′s this new trend where you just see them
Old people tethered to the machine by that bungee cord thing? Aw man
They could have a heart attack and die and you wouldn't know it ′
Cause that bungee cord would kinda hold 'em up there, you know?
Just kinda looks like they′re checking out another machine, you know?