Amelia's Missing Songtext
von Jon McLaughlin

I can′t find Crazy Horse
Can't find Hoffa
And Amelia′s missing
Somewhere out at sea
And I hope they're happy
Having a party
And Elvis is serving 'em up
Green apple martinis

I can′t find my watch
I can′t find my wallet
So how in the hell am I supposed to find

The one that I love
The one that I need
Hidden so high
Buried so deep


Well I've found odd jobs
And I′ve found reasons
For all kinds of ways
I can waste my time
And I've found lovers
And I′ve found leavers
And I've found new ways
Just to tell old lies

But I can′t find my watch
Can't find my wallet
So how in the hell am I supposed to find

The one that I love
The one that I need
Hidden so high
Buried so deep
Somewhere to run
Somewhere to go
And if I ever find her
How will I know?
How will I know?

'Cause I can′t find Crazy Horse
Can′t find Hoffa
And Amelia's missing
Somewhere out at sea