Joke #1 Songtext
von John Louis

I was in the bar down the street earlier today
And a dog walks in and says
"Hey bartender, I′m a talking dog!"
"How about a drink for the talking dog?"
The bartender says
"Sure, toilets down the hall on your left."
And then the dog comes back and sits at the bar And a grasshopper comes in and hops up on a stool
And says "Bartender, I'd like a drink."
The dog says to the grasshopper
"They have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies
"They have a drink named Bob?"