Real Late Starter Songtext
von Joe McElderry

I woke up late today
Actually, I do that every day
Got no place to be seen, I′m not part of a scene
I'm a genius
Loser, keeping counsel with my own opinion
President of the state that I′m in
Should I just stay in bed, should I leave in my head?
Oh, God, so many questions to ask

Oh, you could call me lazy
I think of it as taking my time
'Cause I don't wanna do what I don′t wanna do
I′m the king of refuse-neck


But oh, my God, if I was somebody
I'd be doing it all just fine
But I′m a real late starter
So I'm making up for lost time
Oh, my God, if I was somebody
You′d be kissing my ass right now
But I'm so polite
I do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life, oh well

Day by day I wonder
If I will be torn asunder
By these things that I know that nobody else knows
Oh, maybe it′s the drinking
Guess we should consult a Bible
Everybody needs a sign, oh
Bless the birds and the bees, the flowers and trees
And blessed be the sector

Oh, my God, if I was somebody
I'd be doing it all just fine
But I'm a real late starter
So I′m making up for lost time
Oh, my God, if I was somebody
You′d be kissing my ass right now
But I'm so polite
I do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life, oh well


You must be having a laugh
Oh, God, you′re having a laugh
No point in worrying if my day's a disaster
Inside my little head, I′m happy ever after
Yes, I am

Oh, my God, if I was somebody
I'd be doing it all just fine
But I′m a real late starter
So I'm making up for lost time
Oh, my God, if I was somebody
You'd be kissing my ass right now
But I′m so polite
I missed my calling in life
Oh, my God, if I was somebody
I′d be doing it all just fine
But I'm a real late starter
So I′m making up for lost time
Oh, my God, if I was somebody
You'd be kissing my ass right now
But I′m so polite
I do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life, oh
What am I like?
Yeah, well

Over