You Turned Red (That Made Me Blue) Songtext
von Jim Stanard

You′ve been awarded four Pinocchios
For saying you've been good
Been giving equal time
To that guy just ′cause you could

You more than just endorsed him
Pulled his lever for him too
You couldn't hide it from me
Your blushin' face said what was true

You turned red
That made me blue
You claimed the right
So I left you

I′m looking for a candidate
Nominate somebody new
You turned red
That made me blue


I found a new girl for my party
A sultry suffragette in red
She is a strict conservative
Except when she′s in bed

Found her when I was poll watching
As she spun in just her heels
Taking low dollar donations
From her text appeal

You turned red
That made me blue
You claimed the right
So I left you

I'm looking for a candidate
Nominate somebody new
You turned red
That made me blue

Then I saw her at the rally
I tried to get her number
It was progress when she asked me
To slap a sticker on her bumper


My heart began to race
My thoughts were getting raucous
When I harvested her ballot
In a private caucus

You turned red
That made me blue
You claimed the right
So I left you

I′m looking for a candidate
Nominate somebody new
You turned red
That made me blue

You turned red
And that made me blue

You turned red
That made me blue