Apex Predator Songtext
von Jim Stanard

She needs bear bells on her boots
To try to warn the guys
That she′s coming down the trail
'cause they swarm to her like flies

Other women follow her
For roadkill to be found
Like buzzards searching for
A body on the ground

You really have to credit her
She′s an apex predator
Like a shark waiving it's dorsal fin
That pretends to be vegetarian

Drives any man insane
She's top of the mating chain
Ain′t got no competitor
′cause she's an apex predator, yeah


She acts sweet and cheerful
Says she wants to save the whales
She projects an air of innocence
Which she never fails to nail

She′s been trying hard
To trust the human race
But she carries a Beretta
Just in case

You really have to credit her
She's an apex predator
Like a shark waiving it′s dorsal fin
That pretends to be vegetarian

Drives any man insane
She's top of the mating chain
Ain′t got no competitor
'cause she's an apex predator, yeah

She′ll love them or she′ll leave them
It don't matter which
In nature′s ecosystem
She just fills her niche


Man hunting's in her DNA
She′ll devour them alive
As Darwin discovered
Only fittest will survive

She can't help breaking hearts
Is her excuse
But her five inch heels
Shows that it′s a ruse

You really have to credit her
She's an apex predator
Like a shark waiving it's dorsal fin
That pretends to be vegetarian

Drives any man insane
She′s top of the mating chain
Ain′t got no competitor
'cause she′s an apex predator, yeah

She's an apex predator, yeah
She′s an apex predator, yeah