Mexican Wrestler Songtext
von Jill Sobule

Sometimes I wish that I was an angel
A fallen angel who visits your dreams
And in those dreams I′d blow you a message
That says you really want me

Sometimes I wish that I was a wrestler
A Mexican wrestler in a red vinyl mask
And I might grab you and body slam you
And maybe cause physical harm

When we would land I might take pity on you
I can crack all your ribs but I can't break your heart

You will never love me
And this I can′t forgive
That you will never love me
As long as I will live


Sometimes I wish that I was a beauty
A beautiful girl who was still twenty-one
And I'd turn your head as well as your buddies
And I could afford to play hard to get

And we'd go to parties and you′d show me off
And I′d go home with someone else

You will never love me
And this I can't forgive
And it will always bug me
As long as I will live

You will never love me
And why should I even care?
It′s not that you're so special
You′re just the cross I bear
You will never love me (You will never love me)
And this I can't forgive (And this I can′t forgive)
You will never love me (It will always bug me)
As long as I will live (As long as I will live)
You will never love me
And this I can't forgive