Rhymes at Will Songtext
von Jesse Jaymes

Aw yeah
Let′s slow it down a little bit
I like this groove over here
It's kinda funky
So I′ma kick back and drop this smooth freestyle rap
On the Neville tip
And it goes a little something like this

I'm addicted to rap kinda like it was crack
I fiend for a mic like a Big Mac Attack
From the break of dawn to the end of the night

I can smoke a mic like it's a Marlboro Light

See I rhyme when I′m standing and rap when I sit

I even say some dope raps when I′m taking a shit


I like to rap in private and in front of big groups
The only time I'm not rapping′s when I'm knocking the boots
′Cause I'd rock in the snow if I went to Alaska
Rock on the farms if I went to Nebraska
I′d rock in Spanish if I went to Spain
'Cause I can rock a mic like Superman, Bob Lois Lane
I got superpowers that go beyond and beyond
I'm a magician like Houdini and the mic is my wand
I work my magic to the best of my skill
And drop raps all day ′cause I got rhymes at will

Yeah
It′s as simple as that
I'ma lay back and pull some more funky rhymes out the hat

If rapping was a sport I′d be the first one recruited
Smoking a mic like a wooler but never get zooted
I'm smooth like a harp, swift like a gazelle
Maybe that′s why I get smooth and I'm throwing a rock so well
Hell I got rhymes for all the people on the TV set
I got a rhyme for Archie Bunker, one for Carol Burnett
I got one for Fred Flintstone and one for Mr. Ed
And one for Battle Foster called "Let′s Go To Bed"

One for Donald Trump and one for Flash Gordon

One for Dwight Gooden and one for Michael Jordan
One for Bob Dylan, one for the Rolling Stones
'Cause anywhere I go I rock microphones

'Cause I′m a rapaholic but don′t drink the kick
I need a beat and a mic to get my fix
And once I get my fix I start to get ill
And aw shit, I drop 'em at will


Yeah
The rhymes keep coming so I keep going
Smooth as this lady track

I can′t be beaten because I rip microphones apart
Your name should be Dick Tracy or even Dick Clark
You're like Dick Vitale or Dick Van Dyke
You just look like a dick when you hold a mic

You couldn′t beat me in outer space if you were on Star Trek

Couldn't beat me at Jeopardy if you were Alex Trebek
You couldn′t beat me Wheel of Fortune if you were Vanna White

So you certainly can't beat me while you're holding a mic
′Cause I can swing with the beat just like Tarzan
I′d rock in Japanese if I went to Japan
I can rock on a boat, in a car, on a plane
I can rap in the sun or I can sing in the rain
'Cause I can drop a rhyme on any type of song
I can rock a whole crowd if I went to Hong Kong

I′d even get loose if my lips had arthritis
'Cause I can rock a beat even with laryngitis
You think you can beat me then you don′t understand
I mean you're more full of shit than the Ty-D-Bol Man
I′ll take you to the cleaners and I'll leave you the bill
And go on and on dropping rhymes at will

Yeah
Just a little something
Fresh out the box for '91
The J-E-double-S-E
And I′m gone