Schlock Rod, Part 2 Songtext
von Jan & Dean

Schlock rod, schlock rod

Zipping around wet corners, I can
Flicker pro-dee (Schlock rod, ooh, ooh)
And then I stop at the drug store, well
Just for a so-dee (And ride, ooh, ooh)
With a bright orange bug deflector with a great big jewel
When I make the drive-in scene, I sure am cool (Schlock rod)
Look at me, I′m hip (Schlock rod)

I just bought a propeller to set in front of my grill (That's swanky)
Well, looks so nifty, makes my heart stand still (Ooh, huh?)
And if you ask me if it′s slow, I won't lie
I can shut down any Honda with a, uh
Blink of my eye (Schlock rod, schlock rod)


I ask all the chicks for a ride, but they all pass (The ship)
Kidding (Oink, oink)
Guess they figure that maybe I don't
Show them much class (Who cares? Not me)
I really don′t mind when I get the air (Schlock rod)
My schlock rod′s paid for, so I don't care (Schlock rod, schlock rod)

Well, I think I′ll just go along and pick
Up some chickadee-dees (Schlock rod)
They, uh, don't seem too interested (Schlock rod)
I can′t catch them in my schlock rod (Schlock rod)
Wait up, chickadee-dees, here I am (Schlock rod)
They're running kind of fast, don′t you think? (Schlock rod)
Well, if I could just go down a hill, I could catch them (Schlock rod)
Come on, let's forget this stuff (Schlock rod)
Okay, let's go to the mall and get a so-dee (Schlock rod)
Uh, we don′t forget your co-dee (Schlock rod)
I′ve got it right here in my glove compartment (Schlock rod)
Well, you bring it along, I must have fucked (Schlock rod)
Yes, sir, right in our schlock rod (Schlock rod)
Oh, listen, buddy, you don't like it