Slender Man Blues Songtext
von James Armstrong

I stand five feet ten
And weigh about one forty-five
But I got something good for you ladies
That make you glad that you′re alive

Don't put me down because I′m a slender man
I wanna do something good to you, baby
That none of those big boys can

Now once you get me started
You see I won't stop until you do
You don't need a guy the size of a Frigidaire
Laying on top of you
Yeah, baby


Don′t you put me down because I′m a slender man
I wanna do something good to you, baby
That none of those big boys can

I heard a woman talking
She said she was gonna leave them skinny men alone
But she didn't know to get the sweet meat
You got to get close to the bone

Don′t you put me down because I'm a slender man
I wanna do something good to you, baby
That none of those big boys can

Now I heard another woman talking
And she said big was better
What you get is what you see
But she must have never heard that expression
When they say the man′s all roof with no tree


Don't put me down because I′m a slender man
'Cause I wanna do something good to you, baby
That none of those, none of those big boys can