Miss World Songtext
von Jake Thackray

Breasts and thighs that hypnotise me
Galvanise me so agonisingly
But such a size that not surprisingly
She can hardly move at all

These are the queens of the earth
Deserving our reverence, our homage
Miss Isles of Scilly, Miss Central Chile
Miss Dogger Bank, Miss West Bromwich
And we guarantee the display
Will dispel all male melancholia
You′ll see so much of Miss Run of Cutch
Not to mention Miss Inner Mongolia

Breasts and thighs that hypnotise me
Galvanise me so agonisingly
But such a size that not surprisingly
She can hardly move at all


Miss South Rhodesia is here
You'll see she′s a shade or two lighter
She's awful keen to keep her party clean
And you, DI, washes whiter
And what does Miss USA say?
She says that she's everyone′s sister
But she don′t give a damn for Miss Vietnam
And she reckons Miss Russia's a mister

Breasts and thighs that hypnotise me
Galvanise me so agonisingly
But such a size that not surprisingly
She can hardly move at all

There they all go in a row
Exposing their fleshy perfections
Their withers and their flanks
Their hams and their shanks
Open to public inspection
But the judges are discriminating men
This is no job for no nitwit
They must carefully watch every cleavage and crotch
For the girl who′s the world's biggest titbit

Breasts and thighs that hypnotise me
Galvanise me so agonisingly
But such a size that not surprisingly
She can hardly move at all

Oh, she hardly moves at all