Plastic Jesus Songtext
von Jackass

Well I don′t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my Plastic Jesus, I′ll go far
Yes I will

Ridin' down the thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
Trouble comin′, well he don′t see
He just keeps his eye on me
And any other thing that lies behind

And though the sunshine's on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
A little patchin′ keeps him up to par


And when I'm in a traffic jam
He don′t care if I say "Damn"
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
′Cause he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

And when I weave around at night
Policemen think that I am tight
They never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
'Fore his head comes off, you see
He's the man I use for a flask

Well I don′t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my Plastic Jesus
Ridin′ on the dashboard of my car

You can buy him phosphorescent
Glow in the dark, he's pink and pleasant
Take him with you when you travel far

Oh, so far
Plastic Jesus
Everybody needs one of those