Your Mom Is A Milf [Edited] Songtext
von J Bigga

Everybody wants to carpool (B-b-b-boys!)
Recess isn′t fun anymore
(Carrot cake)
The other kids all laugh
They want your autograph
'Cause they found out your mom is a whore (Okay!)

Someone peeked and saw the website
Now your mom′s on after Half-Life
Isn't that where you guys eat dinner?
Yo, who's that dude all up in her?

Football coach wants my mom′s number
Must′ve found out that your mom is a MILF
What's he need it for, I wonder?
Must have found out that your mom is a MILF
I got a "A" and I didn′t have to study
Found out that your mom is a MILF
Now the teacher wants to be my buddy
He found out that your mom is a MILF


Everybody wants to come over (MILF)
No one in my grade can get enough (Oh no)
The computer lab's seems like it′s always packed
'Cause they found out your mom likes it rough (B-b-b-boys!)

Someone peeked and saw the website
Now your mom′s on after Half-Life
Yo, isn't that your Snoop Dogg poster?
Yeah, right behind the dude trying to choke her!

The custodian guy wants my address
He found out that your mom is a MILF
Wants to clean my house, I guess
Found out that your mom is a MILF
Principal asked to meet my mom
He found out that your mom is a MILF
Yo, what's this mean? It′s taking so long!
He found out that your mom is a MILF

Busted at the PTA
She got busted for PDA
Busted at the PTA
She got busted for PDA


Someone peeked and saw the website
Now your mom′s on after Half-Life
Yo, isn't that your dad in the leather?
Yeah, they′re having a threesome together!

My report card says I got extra credit
They found out that your mom is a MILF
But I skipped sex ed, I just don't get it!
Must have found out that your mom is a MILF
MILF MILF MILF
Found out that your mom is a MILF
MILF MILF MILF
Must′ve found out that your mom is a MILF

MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF (MILF)
MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF (Okay)

Brah, I seriously don't know what I′m gonna do
It's like I'm a celebrity or something
Every time I leave the house, people come up to me
And, like, they know more about my mom′s anatomy than I do

Someone said your mom′s
Zucchini bread's the bomb (Boys!)
Hey, someone said your mom′s (Carrot cake)
Carrot cake's the bomb

Someone peeked and saw the website
Now your mom′s on after Half-Life
Hey, I didn't know your mom was a nurse!
Yeah, I thought she was a cheerleader, heh
(MILF)
MILF MILF MILF
They found out that your mom is a MILF
MILF MILF MILF
Found out that your mom is a MILF
MILF MILF MILF
They found out that your mom is a MILF
MILF MILF MILF
They found out that your mom is a MILF