The Cockerel Song Songtext
von Ivor Biggun & The Red‐Nosed Burglars

Some folks like a pussy, a budgie or a tit
Some take up with a spaniel pup that
Fills up the house with -woof woof
Myself now I keep chicken and I′ve a favourite one
He's Dick my little cockerel and I don′t know where he's gone
Has anybody seen my cock, my big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning and he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody anybody seen my cock?
He′s a stiff necked little upstart and I′ve known him all my life
He's my pride and pleasure and a torment to my wife
Sometimes he′s magnificent and sometimes small and thin
But he puffs up like a pigeon when you tickle him under his chin
Has anybody seen my cock, my big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head


He stands straight up in the morning and he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody anybody seen my cock?
He′s two enormous wattles hanging down
They're the best you′ll ever find
Madam you may stroke him if you like if you feel that way inclined
Be careful he doesn't spit in your eye though!
Has anybody seen my cock, my big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning and he gives my wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody anybody seen my cock?
Has anybody seen his cock, his big Rhode Island Red
It′s mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head
It stands straight up in the morning and it gives his wife a shock
Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody anybody seen his cock?
Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody anybody seen his cock?