Make a Mess Songtext
von Icosahedron

Whether you′re calling from some trouble
Or you're rolling in a bubble
Then call us and make a mess
If you′re calling from your mother's
Or escaping from your brother's
Then our service is the best

Are you looking for some trouble?
Are you losing all your marbles?
Then you′ll be right through the door
Did you find our service good?
Did you love it as you should?
You′ll be calling back for more

We were in our music course
Working on our power chords
And the teacher knocked on the door


For practice, and we're in a twist
Only five minutes, so we picked up all our stuff
And we smashed to the ground
With a smash, bang, pow
And we knew we had talent
So we ran out of the room
Being chased by Mrs. Gloom
As we scurry to the phone

Our quality′s assured
All our taxes are ignored
By our friends, we are adored
We are good

Whether you're calling from some trouble
Or you′re rolling in a bubble
Then call us and make a mess
If you're calling from your mother′s
Or escaping from your brother's
Then our service is the best

Are you looking for some trouble?
Are you losing all your marbles?
Then you'll be right through the door
Did you find our service good?
Did you love it as you should?
You′ll be calling back for more


Our business was started
And as soon as it was started
We had our first phone call
It was my older brother

Saying it was time for supper
But this weren′t the time for games
I said with a smash through
"What's the matter with you?"
And a hi, I′m nice and sharp
Little did I notice though
That the phone was gonna blow
As I smashed it through the desk

Our quality's assured
All our taxes are ignored
By our friends, we are adored
We are good

Whether you′re calling from some trouble
Or you're rolling in a bubble
Then call us and make a mess
If you′re calling from your mother's
Or escaping from your brother's
Then our service is the best

Are you looking for some trouble?
Are you losing all your marbles?
Then you′ll be right through the door
Did you find our service good?
Did you love it as you should?
You′ll be calling back for more

We were rolling in the dough
As our business came to grow
But we still weren't satisfied
We were smashing well and truly
But it came to feel quite schooly
As we didn′t do much more
So we started up a band
And pretty soon we were all banned
At the local festival

Though we were all having fun
'Til the boredom comes around
But let′s not get too ahead

Our quality's assured
All our tax- wait
You can′t arrest me on this
You can't arre- no, no

Whether you're calling from some trouble
Or you′re rolling in a bubble
Then call us and make a mess
If you′re calling from your mother's
Or escaping from your brother′s
Then our service is the best