20c Coupon Songtext
von Hypnotic Clambake

Inside the mountain is a woman
And inside the woman is a river
The river brings power to the cities
Inside the city is a story
Told by an old man singing glory
And inside the man is a rotting piece of meat
And inside the meat was the spirit of a cow
Inside the cow is a simple way of life
And inside life is a twenty cent coupon


Twenty cent coupon
Yes, that′s right folks, a twenty cent coupon
That's good off a plush new carpet
And a bushel of bubblegum
And that′s not all
Twenty cents off a three-day excursion to Peru
And yes, you too can have twenty cents off of
Paula's pig belly pork slabs
And a pint of Chef Moby's gumbo gator

A new car, a Chrysler Cordova

Twenty cents off a barrel of hot sauce
Cream chipped beef
And a twenty horsepower Waterpik
And a politician′s muzzle
Twenty cents off of Dong Wrench diapers
And anything by Johnny Mathis
And above all, we′d like to say thank you very much
Thank you