11th Chapter Saloon Songtext
von Hypnotic Clambake

If you can′t afford a bus
Then walk
There's nothing to discuss
Don′t talk
If your life's a game of craps
Then perhaps it's time to go
To the Eleventh Chapter Saloon

If your assets are frozen
Tough luck
Don′t you go on moping
Cheer up
Take the change out of your sock
′Cause just around the block
Is the Eleventh Chapter Saloon

Bankruptcy, bankruptcy
Credit rating shot
Guess it's about that time I sold the yacht


If you and your dog
Are sharing the same bone
Why don′t you come on down
The party just started
Many printed faces
At the Eleventh Chapter Saloon

People of all races
At the Eleventh Chapter Saloon

I don't know what to do
I guess it doesn′t really matter
Hey bartender
Another shot of whiskey
So I can fill my bladder
Yes I'm going on a diet
′Cause the food I just can't buy it
Remembering the day
When I was a tycoon

You'll find me
At the Eleventh Chapter Saloon