Little Dick Songtext
von H.W.A.
Little Dick Songtext
You got a little dick
And motherfucker, I don′t think I can cope with it
That shit, goddamn
I'm not the one that you can come on
I need a man with muscle that′s big and strong
'Cause I like to fuck it once a dick gets psyched
But the dick is so little, kinda gave me a fright
Now you done ran the game on what you can do
Well, that's your shit, I′m embarrassed for you
See, shit like that can get your ass smoked
′Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your dick
Size twelve? Size nine? Nah, under six
Come on with it, but try to tell the truth
It′s a bitch that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth
You need to seek counseling and get some good advice
Any bitch'll tell you a big dick sure feel nice
I′ll take it 5'1" or 6′6"
But you gets none coming with your teeny-weeny dick
The blind cripple are crazy, I'll take 'em 8 to 80
Every day, a brand new pick
But you can′t get nowhere ′cause you got a little dick
Little dick
Who do you think you are?
Little dick
You're not gonna get very far
Little dick
I won′t ride in your car
Little dick
Just who do you think you are?
You done went on the road, though, and opened up for show
Lying about how you done fucked a ho
Nigga, please, I didn't give you any
The dick is too short and had the nerve to be skinny
I know it′s wrong to put you on the spot
But your dick is the size of a microdot
And that's small, but that′s not all
Your ass is lacking one of the balls
Now, I know it's just a stereotype
Because you're a black man with a really small swipe
Bragging about all them ends you getting with
You need to go out and buy a brand new dick
Don′t feel bad, because I know you′re not a loner
It's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little boner
They got all the bitches hanging on their arms
Filling their ears with too much charm
But then they get them home and throw them in the bed
The bitch wanna go ′cause it ain't no dickhead
Snorting base and a-smoking happy stick
A bitch don′t want a brother with a little bitty dick
Little dick
Who do you think you are?
Little dick
You're not gonna get very far
Little dick
I won′t ride in your car
Little dick
Just who do you think you are?
Fuck a little dick, coming straight from my heart
The shit is so little, does it really get hard?
Your dick to me is like a goddamn joke
Leave it alone, boy, it ain't no hope
It's like Magic, you got a little dick
Not the Johnson, he′s having big fun
Like Michael Jordan, he′s got a big one
I play with your mind, boy, your dick is like a toy
Like a Weebles and Wobbles or a nipple on a bottle
Little like that is how you stand
A much bigger dick is now in demand
Calling all dicks from across the world
Contact the ho, call me baby girl
Interviews begin at half past six
First requirement is a very big dick
Long to the bone, ready to ram
Slam, bam, thank you, ma'am
Those are words that you can′t get with
Face the fact: you got a little dick
Little dick
Who do you think you are?
Little dick
You're not gonna get very far
Little dick
I won′t ride in your car
Little dick
Just who do you think you are?
And motherfucker, I don′t think I can cope with it
That shit, goddamn
I'm not the one that you can come on
I need a man with muscle that′s big and strong
'Cause I like to fuck it once a dick gets psyched
But the dick is so little, kinda gave me a fright
Now you done ran the game on what you can do
Well, that's your shit, I′m embarrassed for you
See, shit like that can get your ass smoked
′Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your dick
Come on with it, but try to tell the truth
It′s a bitch that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth
You need to seek counseling and get some good advice
Any bitch'll tell you a big dick sure feel nice
I′ll take it 5'1" or 6′6"
But you gets none coming with your teeny-weeny dick
The blind cripple are crazy, I'll take 'em 8 to 80
Every day, a brand new pick
But you can′t get nowhere ′cause you got a little dick
Little dick
Who do you think you are?
Little dick
You're not gonna get very far
Little dick
I won′t ride in your car
Little dick
Just who do you think you are?
You done went on the road, though, and opened up for show
Lying about how you done fucked a ho
Nigga, please, I didn't give you any
The dick is too short and had the nerve to be skinny
I know it′s wrong to put you on the spot
But your dick is the size of a microdot
And that's small, but that′s not all
Your ass is lacking one of the balls
Now, I know it's just a stereotype
Because you're a black man with a really small swipe
Bragging about all them ends you getting with
You need to go out and buy a brand new dick
Don′t feel bad, because I know you′re not a loner
It's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little boner
They got all the bitches hanging on their arms
Filling their ears with too much charm
But then they get them home and throw them in the bed
The bitch wanna go ′cause it ain't no dickhead
Snorting base and a-smoking happy stick
A bitch don′t want a brother with a little bitty dick
Little dick
Who do you think you are?
Little dick
You're not gonna get very far
Little dick
I won′t ride in your car
Little dick
Just who do you think you are?
Fuck a little dick, coming straight from my heart
The shit is so little, does it really get hard?
Your dick to me is like a goddamn joke
Leave it alone, boy, it ain't no hope
It's like Magic, you got a little dick
Not the Johnson, he′s having big fun
Like Michael Jordan, he′s got a big one
I play with your mind, boy, your dick is like a toy
Like a Weebles and Wobbles or a nipple on a bottle
Little like that is how you stand
A much bigger dick is now in demand
Calling all dicks from across the world
Contact the ho, call me baby girl
Interviews begin at half past six
First requirement is a very big dick
Long to the bone, ready to ram
Slam, bam, thank you, ma'am
Those are words that you can′t get with
Face the fact: you got a little dick
Little dick
Who do you think you are?
Little dick
You're not gonna get very far
Little dick
I won′t ride in your car
Little dick
Just who do you think you are?
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