Auntie Vi’s Songtext
von Hurricane Smith

We all went round to Auntie Vi′s for tea
Mum and Dad, Jimmy Lad and Me
And Mother had the usual things to say
That we should please be good today

She's all dressed up like a Persian Cat
When he′s looking very fluffy but he's much too fat and furry
And dear old Dad in his best cravat
Couldn't go anywhere without his old brown hat, that derby
Bought in 1892

And after family greetings had begun
Couldn′t miss the big wet kiss to come
And after jelly, cream and strawberry flan
We all just sat and grown up chat I couldn′t understand


La da da da, La da da da
Da da da da da da da da
La da da da, La da da da
Da da da da da da da da

I know there's much to be grateful for
But going out to tea is such a great big bore on Sunday, boring Sunday
But I mustn′t complain not a single word
Good little boys are only seen not heard on Sunday
Mothers' day of rest

The smoky open fire and old perfume
Special treat, once a week or two
I couldn′t wait 'til mother finally said
"Time for us to catch the bus
and home in time for bed!"