Young Dad Songtext
von Hoffmaestro & Chraa

Listen fellow people ′cause I've got something to tell
I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell
I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than a knife
I didn′t know by then she'd mess up my life
I said you've got it going, want to take it to my room

We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
Well there at my room she worked on my erection
Both were kind of drunk and horny and sloppy with protection
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late, whoa-ooh

Ooh, will I be a young dad, sit around in my flat with her?
I don′t want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer

Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme
This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine
We dated for a month, steady givin′ me a boner
But this dude Jesus seamed to own here
One time the preacher out of sight


Trying to make a move there, but something wasn't right
She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange
Horny as a dog, I told her that could be arranged
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late, oh-no

Ooh, will I be a young dad sit around in my flat with her
I don′t want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer (oh, oh)
Ooh, will I be a young dad sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer

The essence of it all, folks, about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
Wear a gummie head, or life might just treat you unkind (e-yeah)

Ooh, will I be a young dad sit around in my flat with her
I don′t want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer
Ooh, will I be a young dad sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer

Don′t wanna be a young dad
Will I be a young dad, sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer (don't wanna be a young dad)
Will I be a young dad, sit around in my flat with her
I don′t want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer


I don′t wanna be a young dad (wanna be a young dad)
(So I say)
Ooh, will I be a young dad sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what I prefer (don′t wanna be a young dad)

Ooh, will I be a young dad sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer

Oh-oh, I don′t wanna be a young dad (wanna be a young dad)
I don't want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer
I don′t wanna be a young dad (wanna be a young dad)
I don't want to live that life, so I stick to what I prefer