TJ Songtext
von Hickoids

As you go to Tijuana
Don′t you smoke no marijuana
Might be laced with heroin or PCP
Be a good Americano
Don't you mess with Mexicanas
Your poor honey′s gonna miss you
If you're gone

Across the desert valley
Took a cab to Mexicali
Ended up borracho in the square
I thought I'd seen an ex-wife
The woman never loved me
Had my babies, she was gone

Out there in Nogales
I was hung up with Federales
"You know, for a sawbuck you can go"
I said, "That′s mighty wide
I′d love to spend the night"
I gave 'em a five spot, I was gone


In the town of Juarez
I was drinking with a Lopez
"Barkeep, this ain′t one of them at all"
"It's got vodka and spice
It tastes kinda nice"
Hot damn it, barkeep, this ain′t one of them at all

I awoke, my brain was boiling
In a boxcar to Laredo
We was just two gringos in Mexico
They stole our boots and our wallets
Well you know they could have shot us
But they threw us on a train
We was gone

Got down to Reynosa
Felt I'd earned my dosa
I was scheming to get back to San Anto
But, hard lucks, hard luck
That don′t get you home
Go on, Davy Jones

But now every night in a border town
Me and that donkey lady holding hands
Me, me, me, the donkey lady
Da, da, da, da, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Me, me, me, the donkey lady


If you get to Matamoros
Don't you mess with pretty ladies
Mean girls drop you off at the knees
You walk the right side of the street
Be careful who you meet
Your poor honey's gonna miss you
If you′re gone

All right, man
We best get outta here
This ain′t no town for two white boys
You gonna take half the stash
I'm gonna take half the cash
I′ll see you on the other side
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na