Raise Your Hand Songtext
von Hey Steve

Uh, hey Steve

Do you wanna make friends? (Do you wanna make friends?)
Do you want results? (Uh-huh)
Do you wanna get gains, yeah, for days?
Yeah, just follow me, bro (Follow me, bro)
Get your protein, get your Wheaties

Get a mortgage, go to meetings

Gotta manage your feelings, okay? (Okay)
Take a few mental health days
And work on your golf game
But you must, yes, you must obey

You must obey


Raise your hand
Yeah right, yeah right, yeah right, yeah right
Raise your hand
Alright, alright, alright, alright
So if you kinda wanna kick it for a couple minutes
Or if you wanna lose your mind
Raise your hand
Raise your hand

Pull your hair back, get your toes did (Yeah)
Suck it all in
You don′t like your lips?
Try collagen
Had a guru, had to fire him
Tried voodoo, so tiring
I'm trying to find the right key
So if you need a lesson or you have confessions
If you have some questions like me

Raise your hand
Yeah right, yeah right, yeah right, yeah right
Raise your hand
Alright, alright, alright, alright
So if you kinda wanna kick it for a couple minutes
Or if you wanna lose your mind
Raise your hand
Raise your hand


During this special television presentation
If you order right now, the price is not $5.98
But only $3.98
That′s right, just $3.98
Ladies and gentlemen

Do you wonder just how you wound up here today?
Do you ever just think that it's all just a game?
Do you wonder if you are asleep or awake?
Do you find yourself planning your next great escape?
If you're wondering why you are here
If you′re wondering why you are here
If you′re wondering why you are here
Yeah, if you're wondering why

Raise your hand
Yeah right, yeah right, yeah right, yeah right
Raise your hand
Alright, alright, alright, alright
So if you kinda wanna kick it for a couple minutes
Or if you wanna lose your mind
Raise your hand
Raise your hand
Raise your hand
Raise your hand