Girlfriend Songtext
von Henry Phillips
Girlfriend Songtext
Oh, thank you. This is a brand new song, it′s a little bit
More up-tempo. Kinda you can dance to it a little bit I guess
But don't because that would make everybody uncomfortable
It′s called "I Really Really Need to Get a Girlfriend"
I gotta get a girlfriend
I gotta get a girlfriend
Is it getting catchy yet? I'm trying to sell this to
Justin Timberlake or something, but I haven't been able to
I gotta get new clothes
So I can get a girlfriend
I gotta start clipping my toes
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop picking my nose
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop wearing pantyhose
So I can get a girlfriend
Girlfriend
I′m even willing to pay
Some girl to say that she′s my girlfriend
'Cause all my friends think I′m gay
'Cause I never have a girlfriend
I′d buy flowers every day
For my girlfriend
I wouldn't be like O.J
And kill my girlfriend
Girlfriend
This is just for the musicians out there, watch this
I just changed the key
So I can get a girlfriend
Start having sex for free
With my girlfriend
She can even have VD
And still be my girlfriend
It might hurt when I pee
But at least I′d have a girlfriend
Girlfriend
And this is kinda the bridge part here
Which sorta breaks it off a little
Fuck you guys
We could sit around and do crazy shit together like
I could pull her ears out and say
"Hey look everybody it's Dumbo"
And she'd be all like
"Who the fuck are you and how′d you get into my house?"
Sorry
How low do I have to sink
To get me a girlfriend?
I could put something in her drink
And she could be my girlfriend
But then they′d put me in the clink
And I'd be someone else′s girlfriend
Girlfriend
Girlfriend
More up-tempo. Kinda you can dance to it a little bit I guess
But don't because that would make everybody uncomfortable
It′s called "I Really Really Need to Get a Girlfriend"
I gotta get a girlfriend
I gotta get a girlfriend
Is it getting catchy yet? I'm trying to sell this to
Justin Timberlake or something, but I haven't been able to
I gotta get new clothes
So I can get a girlfriend
I gotta start clipping my toes
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop picking my nose
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop wearing pantyhose
So I can get a girlfriend
Girlfriend
I′m even willing to pay
Some girl to say that she′s my girlfriend
'Cause all my friends think I′m gay
'Cause I never have a girlfriend
I′d buy flowers every day
For my girlfriend
I wouldn't be like O.J
And kill my girlfriend
Girlfriend
This is just for the musicians out there, watch this
I just changed the key
So I can get a girlfriend
Start having sex for free
With my girlfriend
She can even have VD
And still be my girlfriend
It might hurt when I pee
But at least I′d have a girlfriend
Girlfriend
And this is kinda the bridge part here
Which sorta breaks it off a little
Fuck you guys
We could sit around and do crazy shit together like
I could pull her ears out and say
"Hey look everybody it's Dumbo"
And she'd be all like
"Who the fuck are you and how′d you get into my house?"
Sorry
How low do I have to sink
To get me a girlfriend?
I could put something in her drink
And she could be my girlfriend
But then they′d put me in the clink
And I'd be someone else′s girlfriend
Girlfriend
Girlfriend
Writer(s): Cornell Haynes, Theron Otis Feemster Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

